Hey guys! I thought this would be a fun list to start, especially for those of us who are so obsessed with our chickens, our family and friends don’t want to invite us over any more! 
Anyway, feel free to add on!
You Might be a Crazy Chicken Lady (or Dude!) If ...
1.) Each of your chickens has a name, and at least one or more nicknames.
2.) When your babies spent their first night outside in the coop, you woke up multiple times to go check on them.
3.) You know exactly what your chickens are thinking.
4.) You have taken one or more selfies with your chickens.
5.) It’s dangerous to visit the feed store in spring (you know why!).
6.) You hang cute curtains on your nesting boxes.
7.) You are always designing new plans for future chicken coops.
8.) You own several chicken-themed T-shirts.
9.) You always manage to work the subject of chickens into any conversation.
10.) When people say chickens are stupid and dirty, you want to punch them.
11.) You’ve talked to your chickens ... in their language.
12.) Raising chicks is like the best thing ever.
13.) You wonder what your chickens are doing while you are at work.
14.) You have a special chair for sitting in the coop with your chickens.
15.) You’re an introvert, but as soon as someone mentions chickens you transform into an extrovert.
16.) You look through old pictures of your chickens the way a mother or father might look through a picture album of their first born child.
17.) Fifty percent or more of the pictures on your phone are of your chickens.
18.) When you see a chicken outside of your home, you want to say hello to it.
19.) When you are having a casual conversation with a stranger in the supermarket and learn they have chickens, you realize you’ve found a new BFF.
20.) You put Christmas lights on your chicken coop.
21.) When someone asks why you like chickens so much, you reply, “How much time do you have?”.
22.) You understand that chicken therapy is real.
23.) You are an expert at raising lap chickens.
24.) There’s nothing quite as comforting as that chicken smell.
25.) You know what most (or all) the chicken sounds mean.
26.) No matter how many chickens you have, you always want more.
27.) Your chickens have their own Instagram page, or they dominate your social media pages.
28.) All your friends tag you on anything chicken related on Facebook.
29.) You know the only bad thing about chickens is that they are prey animals and everything wants to eat them.
30.) You’re always researching ways to improve their coop or feed so they’ll be happier.
Anyway, feel free to add on!
You Might be a Crazy Chicken Lady (or Dude!) If ...
1.) Each of your chickens has a name, and at least one or more nicknames.
2.) When your babies spent their first night outside in the coop, you woke up multiple times to go check on them.
3.) You know exactly what your chickens are thinking.
4.) You have taken one or more selfies with your chickens.
5.) It’s dangerous to visit the feed store in spring (you know why!).
6.) You hang cute curtains on your nesting boxes.
7.) You are always designing new plans for future chicken coops.
8.) You own several chicken-themed T-shirts.
9.) You always manage to work the subject of chickens into any conversation.
10.) When people say chickens are stupid and dirty, you want to punch them.
11.) You’ve talked to your chickens ... in their language.
12.) Raising chicks is like the best thing ever.
13.) You wonder what your chickens are doing while you are at work.
14.) You have a special chair for sitting in the coop with your chickens.
15.) You’re an introvert, but as soon as someone mentions chickens you transform into an extrovert.
16.) You look through old pictures of your chickens the way a mother or father might look through a picture album of their first born child.
17.) Fifty percent or more of the pictures on your phone are of your chickens.
18.) When you see a chicken outside of your home, you want to say hello to it.
19.) When you are having a casual conversation with a stranger in the supermarket and learn they have chickens, you realize you’ve found a new BFF.
20.) You put Christmas lights on your chicken coop.
21.) When someone asks why you like chickens so much, you reply, “How much time do you have?”.
22.) You understand that chicken therapy is real.
23.) You are an expert at raising lap chickens.
24.) There’s nothing quite as comforting as that chicken smell.
25.) You know what most (or all) the chicken sounds mean.
26.) No matter how many chickens you have, you always want more.
27.) Your chickens have their own Instagram page, or they dominate your social media pages.
28.) All your friends tag you on anything chicken related on Facebook.
29.) You know the only bad thing about chickens is that they are prey animals and everything wants to eat them.
30.) You’re always researching ways to improve their coop or feed so they’ll be happier.
