You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[Ballerina Bird]

Weeeellll.... Ok, my top two might even gross out some of you guys

Well, the second one might not, but anyways;
1. If it's clean, and it's really hot outside, I drink out of the horse trough
2. I kiss my chickens - every day - on the beak

And then I taught one of my horses to smile, but that's something every horse person wants to do... redneck or not

OMG, this made me laugh so hard, I almost fell off my chair!!! Love it.

 

[PeepersMama]

Soooo, you're saying MacGyver is a [chicken] redneck?

YAYAYAY!!!! I'm not the only one here who knows who Macgyver is!!!

Whenever I bring him up on other threads, everyone's all like, "Huh? Who's that?" And then I just facepalm myself

 

[BantyChooks]

Weeeellll.... Ok, my top two might even gross out some of you guys   Well, the second one might not, but anyways;
1. If it's clean, and it's really hot outside, I drink out of the horse trough
2. I kiss my chickens - every day - on the beak 

And then I taught one of my horses to smile, but that's something every horse person wants to do... redneck or not 

Sounds normal to me

 

[PeepersMama]

OMG, this made me laugh so hard, I almost fell off my chair!!! Love it.

Yay! Next time this one guy comes over to my house (Which will probably be memorial day) I'm going to gross him out soooo bad!

city boy

 

[PeepersMama]

Sounds normal to me

I know! I bet I could gross out my neighbor, who owns like a million horses, and trains them, doing that though

But seriously, what chicken lover doesn't kiss their babies?!?

 

[chickluvinfreak]

Weeeellll.... Ok, my top two might even gross out some of you guys   Well, the second one might not, but anyways;
1. If it's clean, and it's really hot outside, I drink out of the horse trough
2. I kiss my chickens - every day - on the beak 

And then I taught one of my horses to smile, but that's something every horse person wants to do... redneck or not 

I kiss my chickens too so that's really not weird I don't know if I could drink out of the water trough though...
Have you ever licked the salt block?

 

[PeepersMama]

I kiss my chickens too so that's really not weird

I don't know if I could drink out of the water trough though...
Have you ever licked the salt block?

My sister has, but I never "felt like it" ya know? She said it tasted like salt

Wow, no way! The salt lick tastes like salt?!?!? That's so weird!

 

[PeepersMama]

I love this picture

 

[BunnynChicks]

Quote:
I know who he is.

 

[PeepersMama]

I know who he is.

I watched him last night - ON ACTUAL TV!!!! I was like "FINALLY they realize his epic geius!!!"