You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[DwayneNLiz]

ahem (banti)

had to clean a coat of egg guts in the pockets

 

[BantyChooks]

ahem (banti)

had to clean a coat of egg guts in the pockets

I did it again last week....

 

[Isaac 0]

Never thought i would be in a garage sticking my finger up a chickens butt.

 

[chickluvinfreak]

It's sad how much I can relate to almost all of these. Just kidding it's hilarious

 

[DwayneNLiz]

at the company christmas party you have to clean your shoes of chicken/duck poo
and pick hay out of your hair

 

[BantyChooks]

Never thought i would be in a garage sticking my finger up a chickens butt.

Ditto

 

[BunnynChicks]

Quote:
Same here.

 

[BantyChooks]

.....If one of the littles is looking poorly, so you stick her in a crate beside your bed.

 

[Isaac 0]

Every night i lock my chickens up and go inside and later a realize i didn't count them here i am at 12am at night in my pajamas going to check to see if they all are there.

 

[BantyChooks]

......If the total price on your "I wish" shopping cart on MPC resembles the nat'l debt....