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[mississippifarmboy]

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Wow! That's the exact amount of personalities my wife has.

Weird.

 

[SimplySplendidSilkies]

Bare Naked Ladies used "orange" in a song to rhyme with "door hinge". And the last concert I was at they stated they were trying for purple next.

It is one of my favs.

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[caspernc]

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[Zinnia-Hen]

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My friend has it.

My sister in law does too, she got chased by a rooster when she was a kid.

When my friend was a little kid, her friend MADE her pick up one of her mean chickens and it bit her 8 times hard on the finger. Left a scar too. Hope that one went to freezer camp!...Now she hates them, and she sorta groans or rolls her eyes whenever I mention my chickens.

No matter how many times I say they're friendly, she doesn't care. Although, she loves baby chicks and I promised that when I have the hens have babies she can come and see them...At least she loves duckies all the way through, I told her about call ducks and she nearly had a heart attack because they were so adorable sounding!

 

[caspernc]

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Wow! That's the exact amount of personalities my wife has.

Weird.

Unless your wife is like my DH you are in deep doodoo

 

[AhBee01]

You need to walk 100 yards, the length of a football field, to burn off the calories in one M&M!

 

[maple]

Colloquial terms for a hangnail in the UK include "catchy" and "stepmother's blessing". In New Zealand "kwik" is used, while in Ireland the term is "upstart". In Spain they use "stepdad". or "padrastro" in Spanish.

 

[chickened]

Any guess to what dyslexia anorexia is?

 

[ChickensAreSweet]

You never have to throw away honey. If it crystallizes, just heat it and it will reliquify.

It never expires or gets too old if kept in a good container.

 

[PineappleMama]

I've got a can of air on my desk... just north of the kaleidoscope and east of the Carmex.