Your Duck is Dead (joke)

[duckyfromoz]

Soooo funny....

 

[becc]

i love it

 

[chickeypeep101]

 

[rancher hicks]

Next?

Here 's mine,

Bill and Joe decide to go back to college.

They look over the courses and see one that says "Reasoning and Deduction".

Bill says "What's reasoning and deduction?".

Joe says "I'll got find out".

So Joe goes and talks to the professor and asks "what's reasoning and deduction?"

The professor says "well let me explain it this way, Do you own a weedwhacker?"

Joe says "yes".

The professor says, "Then you have a yard, right?"

Joe says "yes"

The professor says, "Well if you have yard then you have a house, right?"

Joe says "yes"

The professor says, "well if you have a house then your married, right?"

Joe says "yes"

The professor says, "then if your married your heterosexual, that's reasoning and deduction".

So Joe goes back to Bill and Bill asks " so what's Reasoning and Deduction?"

And Joe says, "well let me explain it this way, do you own a weed whacker?"

Bill says, "no"

Joe says "then your gay!"

 

[agnes_day]

 

[TheGoldenRoo]

 

[SmartyChick]

:d

 

[lovesduckies]

hahaha

 

[rancher hicks]

No one else has a joke to tell?

Here's another in honor of Valentines day.

What do cannibals give for Valentines day?

Boxes of Farmers fannies.

 

[lovesduckies]

i have blonde jokes.. if i can remember them! lol (i am naturally blonde) hahaha