your neighbors birds taste best

I can't say I would ever even consider doing that, with the exception of being in the midst of an apocalypse. I would certainly take them with their knowledge and agreement if they didn't have the inclination to butcher them themselves but wanted them gone.

Considering I have a lot of cockerels and roosters and some are very rare breeds or varieties I would be fully p****d if someone decided to do that. I sell some of those birds for $50-100. Even if they were just barnyard mixes though, that would be unacceptable and your crimes include trespassing and theft, neither of which earn bragging rights in my book. It's one thing for a fox or hawk or whatever to get one but quite another for a human, and my gun will be broken out either way.
 
I sorta think this post was meant in jest and in a lighthearted spirit. :bun That being said? Have you ever had that one neighbors rooster that crows at one in the morning for NO reason? And you just sort of think "Soup. One day that bird is going to be SOUP."

So, you know, if one of the neighbors ever does eat my rooster because he crows all night for no reason.... I'd probably secretly thank them.
 

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