your neighbors birds taste best

[potatoesgonnapotate]

Hahaha! I just realized you were talking about your neighbors birds! I'm not sure how I missed that before...I'm the only one in my neighborhood with them as far as I know...so I'd prefer my neighbors wait for me to share before tasting mine!

 

[GrannyHeeney]

So.... do those peaches taste like guilt?

Tastes like ch---oh, nevermind

 

[GrannyHeeney]

Hubby has an candy obsession in the form of Mike and Ike's; I always steal the blue ones and tell him stolen Mike and Ike's taste best.

 

[ButtonquailGirl14]

if someone stole my rooster and butchered him I would bawl for some time, then go ask them why they didn't just tell me they had a problem.....then make them pay for a Awesome show rooster... seriously though stealing is always wrong, and if they are someone like me I would be heartbroken.

 

[wyoDreamer]

A friend planted a peach tree in his front yard, but close to his house. One year, that tree was loaded with peaches. Big beautiful peaches. His wife picked the peaches, but could not reach the high ones. He was out of town for a few days and she doesn't do ladders. When he got back he said he would pick the rest of the peaches the next day for her. When he went out to pick the peaches, someone had come during the night - with a ladder - and stole every last peach off his tree. CHEEKY DEVIL! They also managed to break 1/2 the branches off in the process because it was such a young tree. The tree was never the same.

I have no patience for thieves. Ask and I will probably help you out, just don't steal from me.