You're chicken crazy when.....

[MrFluffyandGirls]

Lol Larry is a boy chicken name. Boy chickens don't lay eggs.

You never heard the song about a boy named Sue?

 

[black_cat]

....you go out in a lightning storm to lock up coop for the night.

 

[MrFluffyandGirls]

You wake your husband up in the middle of the night to check the chickens because you heard the dog bark.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

...you walk out into the dark, frigid rain and slicing wind to make sure each hen is smooshed up against another for warmth.

(If there are five crammed onto one roost and a single shivering hen on another, I scoot the nearest hen over next to the lone girl. That way no one freezes.)

 

[Starburst]

...You hold an umbrella out for them for hours when it rains so they can free-range without getting soaked...while you're getting soaked to the bone yourself.

 

[black_cat]

.....you're late because you got locked in the coop in the morning opening the windows for them.

 

[AngBantamLuv]

You make sure to have a wifi camera in the coop so you can watch chicken tv on the go

Oh, is this a crazy thing to do?!?!?

 

[cherrynberry]

Lol Larry is a boy chicken name. Boy chickens don't lay eggs.

Made them up...good catch!

 

[AngBantamLuv]

Made them up...good catch!

Actually, Laurence (typical female spelling vs Lawrence), is unisex! Larry is too cute of a name for a girl! Future chicken name theme: Unisex names!!

 

[cherrynberry]

Made them up...good catch!

But on YouTube there was a rooster named Alexander Hamilhen