You're not going to believe this

KristyHall

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I fell down the stairs again.

This time the step didn't break.

I didn't trip.

I was just watching my dog play as i walked down the front porch steps and overstepped so that i missed the edge of the next step and went forward.

Thankfully I caught myself halfway down and didn't hurt myself other than a pulled muscle in my bicep.

I did discover you can swing around a banister with one arm like tarzan though!
 
I fell down the stairs again.

This time the step didn't break.

I didn't trip.

I was just watching my dog play as i walked down the front porch steps and overstepped so that i missed the edge of the next step and went forward.

Thankfully I caught myself halfway down and didn't hurt myself other than a pulled muscle in my bicep.

I did discover you can swing around a banister with one arm like tarzan though!

That's one way to get your heart going in the morning.

Glad you weren't hurt.


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That's it. I'm going back to bed.

I just tried to shut the door on my face.

I hit my cheek bone with the door as I was closing it.
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This is ridiculous.
 
That's it. I'm going back to bed.

I just tried to shut the door on my face.

I hit my cheek bone with the door as I was closing it.
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This is ridiculous.
Done that. I smash my fingers in doors where you should do. Every time I come out of my run, even though I know the height, I bash my frickin skull
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then trip over a chicken, causing everyone to scatter, cause fright in me, in turn falling again. I've had my hip slip out of place, just walking in snow, trip over every root sticking out, severely sprained my ankle tripping over dogs. I blackened my own eye, by pulling string a work, no really, punched my own eye. The list goes on and on and on. I get laughed at by the old man, who is constantly asking "Don't you know how to walk" Yes it stinks. I guess all the klutz stand up and unite.
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I did that the other day with the car door ... went around with a black eye for a week. Not fun at all!
I'm glad I'm not the only one.

One time I tripped over the dog and went face first into the door. Not the closed door, not the door frame, i impacted directly against the narrow end of the door, dislocating my jaw and giving me a black eye.

I had to convince people that no one beat me, that i really did fall into a door.

I'm an incredible klutz.
 
Done that. I smash my fingers in doors where you should do. Every time I come out of my run, even though I know the height, I bash my frickin skull
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then trip over a chicken, causing everyone to scatter, cause fright in me, in turn falling again. I've had my hip slip out of place, just walking in snow, trip over every root sticking out, severely sprained my ankle tripping over dogs. I blackened my own eye, by pulling string a work, no really, punched my own eye. The list goes on and on and on. I get laughed at by the old man, who is constantly asking "Don't you know how to walk" Yes it stinks. I guess all the klutz stand up and unite.
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I'm afraid that if we all stand up and unite, we'll all trip over each other and go back down again.
And tripping over a chicken. You know that " dance" you do when you trip over something small and try not to step or fall on them, then
 

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