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Was it actually milk? Or was it just... fluid of some sort? I don't know if I'd be willing to drink "buck milk."

I'm gonna borrow a story by Jerry Crownover (his "Life is Simple" column always makes me laugh!)... Jerry has a friend (let's call him "Bob") who worked at a university teaching college students how to pregnancy check cattle (for those who want to become large animal vets). So one day Bob...

Someone told me a story once about this city slicker friend of his, and he swore it was a true story. The city slicker friend was so excited about deer season. He bought a rifle, got permission from a different friend to hunt on his property, and eagerly awaited the opening day of deer season...

Quote: Nope! Woven wire or barbed wire here.

How about crele colored eggs?

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Quote: That's funny! There's a gal who owns a cafe in town, and folks call her "Heifer Mel." Originally her cafe was called "(insert town name) Cafe," but about a year ago she changed it to "Heifer Mel's," and she now has the name in big letters across the front of the menus. She...

Quote: If nothing else, mules are STERILE!

Quote: Double yolkers rarely ever hatch... So HOW are you supposed to breed these Dominikers, LOL?!

Quote: Call up Dr Pepper, he knows all. But if you can't get an appointment then call Mr Pibb and offer him a line of Coke... he'll do anything for his pick me 7-up. Those are both really good!!!

Quote: Tell me, tell me!!!

Quote: Yes, I showed a new chicken keeper my flock of chickens. I did already know that she believes that her RIRs and RSLs lay brown eggs, and her Buff Minorcas lay white eggs, which is true. When I showed her my flock, she immediately said "Ooooooooh! What color eggs do those lay?"...

Quote: Having a raised a few hogs, I thought it was really cute! I love his drawl!

I get so mad when I hear about deer hunters shooting cattle, donkeys, horses, dogs, etc. A person who can not dicern between a deer and another species should NOT have a gun. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for deer hunting! But I get so mad when I hear about some wacko shooting an animal...

Quote: FrizzleFreak: The calf in my avatar is a "British White." Yes they do keep their adorable coloring. The calf isn't mine, I've just always liked that photo. Here's my Black Angus/Texas Longhorn cross cow, Purdy, posing in a winter hat. Her momma is a beefy red and white...

A friend of a friend came over a couple years ago because she was wanting to have her own milk cow, and is possibly interested in buying one of ours. She asks us several "sensible" questions, and then asks... "When hubby gets off work for holiday weekends it'd be alright to leave her for few...

Quote: Here's another thing that a dumb city-slicker said... Fresh from the city, a 13 year old girl is riding on the back of the four-wheeler with her younger brother with the farm's previous owner driving them around, showing them the cows. As they slowly drive through the cows, the...

I met my uncle Jim at my Mom's cousin's wedding last summer. My Uncle Jim believes that he is VERY smart, having done real well through college, lives in an expensive house, etc. Well this is the first time I've met him since moving to a farm, so he's asking a couple questions about it to be...