that would have been creepy.You should have told him just as soon as he grew something to milk from you'd start with him....
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that would have been creepy.You should have told him just as soon as he grew something to milk from you'd start with him....
I once had someone argue with me about the 2 'types' of chickens.
This person had 1 "type" of chicken they were raising on their hobby farm.
This argument started when I asked them if they thought the eggs from their chickens tasted better than store bought eggs.
They looked at me like I was crazy, "NO! We can't eat our chickens eggs. These are chick hatching eggs. We don't have eating egg chickens."
I was like "WHAT?!?"
That's right - apparently there are 2 'types' of chickens - The kind that lay chick hatching eggs and the kind that lay eating eggs.
I tried to explain the whole rooster/hen egg thing, but it didn't work.
And they had non-setters, so all the eggs the hens layed were on the floor of the coop!
BTW - I live in a city and this crazy person lived on a farm.
I'm gonna borrow a story by Jerry Crownover (his "Life is Simple" column always makes me laugh!)...
Jerry has a friend (let's call him "Bob") who worked at a university teaching college students how to pregnancy check cattle (for those who want to become large animal vets). So one day Bob calls Jerry and asks if he could bring some kids over for some real experience preg-testing Jerry's cows. Jerry says, "Sure, but mine are all 2nd stage (3-6 months pregnant), so there's not going to be a whole lot of variability." Bob says that's fine. So soon after Bob shows up with about 20 kids, several of which Jerry is certain didn't realize what they were getting into when they signed up for the course. So Jerry and one of his ranch hands get the cows all herded up, and then chase one down the chute and into the head catch. The first student gloves up, lubes up, and then goes in and about 15 seconds later pronounces the cow "2nd." They do it again, with a different cow and a different student, and again, the cow is pronounced "2nd." They keep going until there's just one last student. This student is a girl with fancy painted fingernails, lot's of makeup, expensive clothes, a real stand out from the rest. Jerry and Bob exchange looks as Jerry chases the last cow of the day down the chute. The girl gloves up, lubes up, and then goes in. At this point Jerry and Bob and several of the students bust up laughing! Jerry had put the bull in the chute and the girl hadn't even noticed!
But to the girl's credit, she did pronounce the bull "open" (not pregnant).