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DapperDuck: And where-eth did thee go when thee-eth escaped their clutches of wire? CrazyWildHen: I still haven't forgiven you. DapperDuck: And what-eth did I doooo?! CrazyWildHen: FIGURE IT OUT! DapperDuck: *SIGH* For a Hen of Happiness you sure-eth grumpy.

DapperDuck: I, er, appeared to have angered the Hen of Happiness... CrazyWildHen: ... DapperDuck: I am not certain how to solve-eth this problem. CrazyWildHen: ... DapperDuck: Nor am I certain how I did it. CrazyWildHen: ... DapperDuck: So, are you angered, Hen of Happiness...

(I figured the third mistake was no punctuation...)

DapperDuck: HEN OF HAPPINESS BRAINWASHED ME! CrazyWildHen: I did not! I just made you... modern! DapperDuck: Cease this lying! You held me to a table and unless I spoke as you pleased, you would-- CrazyWildHen: I did nothing! Fine! Talk as you like! See if I care if you aren't...

DapperDuck: Help! She brainwashed me!!!!

DapperDuck: Duuude, that's like, totally rad. I mean, that you like, got corn. Really though, dudes, we got like, sunflowers. And they were AWESOME! CrazyWildHen: Ugh, he's perfect!

CrazyWildHen: Hey, guys! Guess what? I fixed Dapper Duck! DapperDuck: Duuudes! This crazy, wild, chick like, totally taught me to speak, like, ya know, modern. Now how's about a big welcome for your dude, The Dap's! DapperDuck: I mean, I like, totally feel like, a whole new man, ya...

DappeDuck: And a good morn to thee!

DapperDuck: Why-ever might thee die?!

DapperDuck: Good-eth Morning, friends! CrazyWildHen: Hey. DapperDuck: Was-eth that a greeting or an exclamation? CrazyWildHen: *SIIIGH* Greeting! DapperDuck: But-eth it was not... enthusiastic might one say? CrazyWildHen: Fine... HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAYAYAYEYEYEYYYYYY! CrazyWildHen...

DapperDuck: Well, no need to worry-eth ladies! I NEVER-ETH lay eggs! I just stand-eth in the sunlight and look-eth majestic! CrazyWildHen: I lay blue eggs. DapperDuck: Ah! Hen of Happiness! You lay-eth eggs like-eth the bird of infinite beauty the robin? CrazyWildHen: Uhhhhhh, maybe? Can...

DapperDuck: Ah! But nice, going for a walk down-eth memories. Memory Road, such-eth a place of journey. Admiring the soft-eth glow of a loved one, or perchance-eth the sparkling life of the first-eth puppy one owned. But one must watch-eth out for the perils of the journey of the road, such as...

moderator_33: Sorry, Lady, we nearly banned, CrazyWIldHen, for her speech to, DapperDuck. We'll leave you to your moderating now. We're just ghosts that float from thread to thread moderating people. Forever stuck in this endless interwebs... CrazyWildHen: OFFENSE TAKEN, LADY!

DapperDuck: Egads! I am blushed! I never-eth thought that thee would enjoy-eth my speak-eth! Especially since Hen of Happiness (CrazyWildHen) laugh-eth at me! CrazyWildHen: Rlly dude? DapperDuck: What-eth? CrazyWildHen: Really dude? You're kind of throwing me under the bus here...

DapperDuck: But, Ah! the great works of Shakesphere thee speak-eth of! Beautiful in all sense of the world! Yes, I enjoy the works of Shakesphere! Perhaps we may read some together later?

DapperDuck: EGAD! Thee of are infinite beauty! CrazyWildHen: AAAAAAHHHHH! DapperDuck: CEASE THIS SLANDER! Thee should be ashamed of thee-self and banished to the depths of ---- for this kind of slander. To be blind of such infinite beauty, how can one treasure the goods on this great green...

DapperDuck: Ah! You have made-eth me blushed... CrazyWildHen: DapperDuck: May-eth I see a picture of yourself beauty?

DapperDuck: Forsooth! mealworms...

CrazyWildHen: I'm voting for freaking UNDERSTANDABLE! DapperDuck: You cannot understand-eth me? Egad! so sorry to-eth thee. I shall try to speak-eth clearer now. CrazyWildHen: DapperDuck: No! Art thee in pain? Is-eth there anything I can do to help thee?! CrazyWildHen: STOP TALKING! DapperDuck...

CrazyWildHen: Wow... DapperDuck: Indeed! I never knew my looks were satisfying to-eth thee fowl. Egad! I am blushed. CrazyWildHen: No seriously dude... CHILL! DapperDuck: What-eth is this "Chill" you speak of? Art thou cold? CrazyWildHen: Look, you need to calm down, I'd bring a moderator in...