soooooo here is the conversation my hubby and I had a few days ago...when he did the 'real'math for chicken math
I informed him.....that is NOT how chicken math works as a matter of a fact I think it is not even to be spoken of in that way by the chicken math gods!!!!
here it is
this...
OK, little fuzzy butt! let me take a look at you (said to a newly hatched chick....while mom silkie scolded me of course ) ...awww you are so cute and fuzzy and little and...... wait! do you have green legs! what ! (egg came from a sebright hen I thought was bred to my silkie roo as they are...
I'm an honorary member of this club!!!! hehe If I could get my list of WANTED chicken to below 40 I would be happy but I simply NEED sultans, polish, and faverolles as they are so cool and I dont have ANY and then I really really need some coronation and silver lavender Sussex as they are my...
mmm, hurry girls! pluck, pluck, pluck, GIIIRRRLS.... I see a big, fat, yummy bug! you had better hurry before the fatso's get it (my two HUGE, FAT, Cornish crosses...they must be 10lb at only 4 months and come running like dinosaurs if they so much as hear the door squeak ...and eat everything...
blauk...blauk...buuuulaaak! blauk, blauk, blaaaaauk, blauk! human interpretation..."Thank you mommy! They were soooo itchy!" I'm quite fluent in chicken hehehe
"O, I'm gonna toss you in the pot and have you for dinner if you do that one more time!!!! I mean it! I wont even mind! wait...wait...come here you little******!"
I love this thread!!! I have one, this is to my two year old son yesterday...I say "No, honey...please dont bring fluffy butt in right now...I dont want to clean up poo" my son answers "no, fluffy butt poop...I have towel!" and me "OK...fine, as long as you keep his butt on the towel"