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Do you wish to be fed as flakes or minced?

Why the green one of course.

I'm hungry now. I am having leftover leftovers.

So Spook... tell me about your job in the kingdom.

My office

The Queen may need my services also... I do wonder though what happened to the last Royal Shrink.

Em, you're not getting the benefit of being queen, you send the needful to me I make them worse, they pay me I give a kickback to you and you send them back to me. kind of like a chiropractor.

Whiskey and wimmen, gets us every time.

We have yet to discuss the details of my fee your highness.

You are too kind your highness... thank you your queenship (bowing as I exit her royal presence)

A good shrink lets the patient diagnose the problem and the solution, his job is to convince you to do it. Getting folks to do things they would rather not do I am very good at. And my Queen knows that... your royalness.

Please, come in and sit on the couch... what seems to be the problem?

We are not up to the educational stage here... we are more in the special needs stage still...

Not the first time I have experienced that.

Queens need not hijack they merely decree, doest her majesty's honorable subjects forget?

I prefer to have it simple... simple minds was not just an 80's band.

I was thinking complicated.

I was just funnin' ya. You sayin you did not want any wild fence jumpers eh? Bought a few of them in years past. The county here actually auctions stray cattle and they are usually wild things that someone bought at auction, brought home and escaped. s it really your B-day? if so "happy...

What exactly do they usually say Em?

Did you buy the cow?