BEWARE THIS CHAT TREAD IS OVRWELMINGLY AWESOME!

[MsChickenMomma]

TOMMY THE TURTLE SAT ON A LOG,
TIMMY THE TURTLE TICKLED A TOAD,
JALAPENO'S TASTE LIKE MOSQUITO'S ON SUNDAYS.
TICKLE THE PICKLED HELICOPTER OR I WILL SET FIRE TO JERRY THE PEANUT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

*Eyes melt off*

 

[MsChickenMomma]

*Eyes melt off*

*stomps on eyeball goop*

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

*Nerves are still attached so it hurts*

 

[MsChickenMomma]

*uses yard clippers to detach the nerves* muahahaha!

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

*Eyeball goop splashes on grass* *grass soaks it up* *Grass starts growing eyes*

 

[TinyBeaks]

THE CUPCAKES EAT THERE THOUSANDS OF FINGERS WHILE YOU'RE NOT LOOKING! BE CAREFUL! SERIOUSLY!

 

[MsChickenMomma]

*Eyeball goop splashes on grass* *grass soaks it up* *Grass starts growing eyes*

*uses blowtorch on eyeball grass*

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

*The world starts on fire*

 

[MsChickenMomma]

*The world starts on fire*

*starts dancing in the fire because im fire proof*