Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Papas Chickens]

LOL! Your poor hens must be exhausted!

That would give a production battery hen a shelf life of -- what -- 30 days?

At that rate i would give them two weeks lol.

 

[Papas Chickens]

A forum post from a paramedic several years ago does not necessarily reflect current protocol. A few years ago, fasciotomy was considered a routine necessity in Crotalid bites, and that has completely reversed. Since you're revisiting, did you remember the names of the herpetologists or any of the studies they did on those hybrids? I'm still very interested.

Im still trying to find my paperwork it has been many years and many moves ago, once i find it i will post it.

 

[Chickadee42]

... Accidental post...

 

[Chickadee42]

But .... that's why they put them in those cartons that hold 12 eggs, isn't it?

No, no, The hens lay the cartons and everything, all you have to do is slap on a label and you're ready to go!

 

[Fluffnpuff]

No, no, The hens lay the cartons and everything, all you have to do is slap on a label and you're ready to go!

Pretty sure they have a new breed of chicken that lays the label too.

 

[Papas Chickens]

Pretty sure they have a new breed of chicken that lays the label too.

Ya they do it is called a Label Horn Package Chicken, it is a beautiful chicken that lays extremely colorful labels for all you packaging needs lol.

 

[7 Biddies]

No, no, The hens lay the cartons and everything, all you have to do is slap on a label and you're ready to go!

Oooooooh! So *that's* how it's done. Thanks for the info.

 

[cassie]

No, no, The hens lay the cartons and everything, all you have to do is slap on a label and you're ready to go!

You mean there are chickens involved? I thought the eggs just generated spontaneously in the styrofoam cartons.

 

[lazy gardener]

Oh, come on, get with the times. Styrofoam cartons???? That's not envirofriendly. The spontaneous generated eggs happen in a cardboard carton which also magically morphs into a carton from recycled paper products at the same time.

 

[vehve]

I've only seen pictures of the styrofoam cartons. They look really weird. Quail eggs are sold in plastic cartons, but apart from that, we only have the cardboard ones in use.