Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[cmom]

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Off Gordon Road, Alamosa Place. There is a 6 foot real Christmas tree free. Scroogette didn't want to put up a tree. Hopefully someone will be able to have use for it.

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I've got the perfect gift for this couple - marriage counselling.

I would keep the tree and leave the husband on the curb......

Is it the husband if it is a Scroogette?

 

[coop-er]

Is it the husband if it is a Scroogette? 

Oohhh, GOOD Point!!

 

[JadedPhoenix]

http://myfox8.com/2014/12/24/man-accidentally-sells-girlfriends-cat-on-craigslist/

Man accidentally sells girlfriend’s cat on Craigslist

POSTED 2:53 PM, DECEMBER 24, 2014, BY CNN WIRE


LOL!!! Someone is in BIG trouble.

 

[JadedPhoenix]

Didn't get this off Craigslist but it still made me pause long enough that I had to share. I was looking up Dinosaur digs and saw this disclaimer on the site.

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For this disclaimer to be put on the site, I can only believe that someone must have gotten sue-happy and tried to claim that they expected to lose weight on the expedition.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Didn't get this off Craigslist but it still made me pause long enough that I had to share. I was looking up Dinosaur digs and saw this disclaimer on the site.



For this disclaimer to be put on the site, I can only believe that someone must have gotten sue-happy and tried to claim that they expected to lose weight on the expedition.

In the text of the page they actually imply that you will. Go look for the star somewhere in the text... I dont think they got sued, but they are using a sales pitch that may or may not be true.. They are covering their butts.

Quote: http://observationdeck.io9.com/want-to-join-a-dinosaur-dig-this-summer-you-can-1584367030

 

[JadedPhoenix]

Well, I actually got this off of a different dig site but maybe all of them are putting them up now. Shrug. Can't find the one I was on since I'm not at work so I can't look at my history but this one wasn't it.

 

[Wilebaum]

This one's current in my area if anyone's interested. Sounds too much like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Deliverance possibility for me to call them.

http://nashville.craigslist.org/grd/4838388050.html

 

[draye]

This one's current in my area if anyone's interested. Sounds too much like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Deliverance possibility for me to call them. http://nashville.craigslist.org/grd/4838388050.html

Real clear................................................................. First grown chickens in the house? Please. Okay then is it the chickens that are attacking the digs or the dogs attacking the chickens. People need to make things clear.................... OKAY!

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Well, I actually got this off of a different dig site but maybe all of them are putting them up now. Shrug. Can't find the one I was on since I'm not at work so I can't look at my history but this one wasn't it.

O, ok. I Googled the text an it only showed that one site so I just assumed it was the one you were looking at.

 

[The Yakima Kid]

This one's current in my area if anyone's interested. Sounds too much like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Deliverance possibility for me to call them.

http://nashville.craigslist.org/grd/4838388050.html

What? You don't like banjo music?

Personally, I worry when someone tells me that they refuse to be "speciest" in their eating habits, and that they don't eat animals for humanitarian reasons - that's when I start to think about the different dietary possibilities - omnivore, vegetarian humanitarian....

and suddenly remember that the chickens are overdue for their rabies shots.