Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[ChickenFolks]

I found an add on CL for 9 KIND OF bantams another add said hen roosters,chicks,and pullet cockerels


also found one for day old bread mind you, the bread was $80

 

[UmmmLetMeThink]

 

[CGinJCMO]

I'm assuming that someone used spell check but then didn't make sure that the correct words were chosen. If CL wasn't "local" I'd think it was written by someone who translated from another language (it reminds me of eBay ads from HongKong):


Chicken coop - $250

Date: 2012-07-19, 6:24AM CDT

I have for sale a chicken coop the house is 3 foot by 3 foot with a with an attached run that is 3 feet by 5 feet. It hasn't text message inbox to make easy outside egg collection. This who will commentate up to 5 or 6 regular size laying hens. I am asking 250 dollars and I also take trades . Please call XXXXX 33968

I have for sale Ate chicken coop or chicken tractor. The dimensions are 4 foot wide 8 feet long. With a nesting box for convenience egg collection. This google hold up to live chickens. 6 depending on the breed. The bottom is made with all ground contact pressure treated lumber, Assembled using ceramic coated screws. This group can easily be moved around your yard. I am asking 250 dollars or Or best offer. I am also willing to take trades In the form of animals, Sporting equipment, Fishing or hunting supplies, Small trailers or jon boat. Please call XXXXX 33968.

 

[zzGypsy]

I'm assuming that someone used spell check but then didn't make sure that the correct words were chosen. If CL wasn't "local" I'd think it was written by someone who translated from another language (it reminds me of eBay ads from HongKing):


Chicken coop - $250

Date: 2012-07-19, 6:24AM CDT

I have for sale a chicken coop the house is 3 foot by 3 foot with a with an attached run that is 3 feet by 5 feet. It hasn't text message inbox to make easy outside egg collection. This who will commentate up to 5 or 6 regular size laying hens. I am asking 250 dollars and I also take trades . Please call XXXXX 33968



I have for sale Ate chicken coop or chicken tractor. The dimensions are 4 foot wide 8 feet long. With a nesting box for convenience egg collection. This google hold up to live chickens. 6 depending on the breed. The bottom is made with all ground contact pressure treated lumber, Assembled using ceramic coated screws. This group can easily be moved around your yard. I am asking 250 dollars or Or best offer. I am also willing to take trades In the form of animals, Sporting equipment, Fishing or hunting supplies, Small trailers or jon boat. Please call XXXXX 33968.

reads like what my voice-to-text translation does on my phone... apparently I say some cRaZy nonsensical things!

 

[Lothiriel]

I'm assuming that someone used spell check but then didn't make sure that the correct words were chosen. If CL wasn't "local" I'd think it was written by someone who translated from another language (it reminds me of eBay ads from HongKing):


Chicken coop - $250

Date: 2012-07-19, 6:24AM CDT

I have for sale a chicken coop the house is 3 foot by 3 foot with a with an attached run that is 3 feet by 5 feet. It hasn't text message inbox to make easy outside egg collection. This who will commentate up to 5 or 6 regular size laying hens. I am asking 250 dollars and I also take trades . Please call XXXXX 33968

I have for sale Ate chicken coop or chicken tractor. The dimensions are 4 foot wide 8 feet long. With a nesting box for convenience egg collection. This google hold up to live chickens. 6 depending on the breed. The bottom is made with all ground contact pressure treated lumber, Assembled using ceramic coated screws. This group can easily be moved around your yard. I am asking 250 dollars or Or best offer. I am also willing to take trades In the form of animals, Sporting equipment, Fishing or hunting supplies, Small trailers or jon boat. Please call XXXXX 33968.

Reminds me of this video... And may be a case of voice to text translation, like zzGypsy said. That stuff can produce some super crazy nonsense!

 

[UmmmLetMeThink]

LOL

 

[Phage]

Great thread!!!
Here is my all time fav. Too funny.
Unfortunately the ad too small to read so click on the image:

 

[UmmmLetMeThink]

I like how it includes 'Zombies' in it.

 

[rosewolf22002]

That was great! Thank you for the flower couch. I had a big scare this morning with a coyote trying to get my chickens and just never calmed down. Thank you for the laugh!

 

[tadpole98]

Great thread!!!
Here is my all time fav. Too funny.
Unfortunately the ad too small to read so click on the image:

Ugly chicks? green bay packer fans? cats? LOL