Strangest and Silliest Chicken Names?

[Nimby Chickens]

So I have a chicken who has gone a very long time without a name. She's an olive egger, very talkative, and none of the names I use for her ever stuck. She was Bard, then Olive, then she had a time where she was Olivia, then she was Pullet Noir, then Chook Norris.

But, none of them were right for her.

So then she became the 'Chicken Who Must Not Be Named' because she couldn't be named, which obviously morphed into Voldemort, and then my fiancee' started calling her Porkchop for reasons I cannot fathom. So until a few minutes ago, she was Voldemort Porkchop.

BUT JUST A MOMENT AGO, I wondered why this chicken was so hard to name when I had been so quick to name my pets over the years. Indeed this chicken is nearly 6 months old without a permanent name. Almost as though she were a figment of my imagination!

And there you have it. My chicken is now Figment Voldemort Porkchop. A fine name for a silly chicken.

Won't you please share the silliest or most unusual chicken names you have heard or named your chickens over the years?

 

[flyjam1979]

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i admit i have a buff orph named Buffy lol the other hen is named Betty and Puff Daddy the roo, Rita and Red new hamp reds, baby the pet chicken of my daughter, and Sam, Pippen, Frodo, Hob, Bit, and Shire the hobbit themed cochin bantam chicks i just bought. and two goats one mine named Silver ( after lone rangers horse) and Scout my mother in laws goat, who is silver's brother (after tonto's horse) and of course my cats Squishy ( almost getting squished in door too many times) and Maeow- Maeow( his brother who is very loud and mouthy ) oh yes not to forget Karat my daughters weenie dog, who's mothers name was Diamond. too many critters to list them all.

 

[TheCrazyClucker]

I have a Blue Cochin named Enormous Nancy the Hen Who Has Eaten To Much And Has Taken Over The World

Just came to me when I saw how much she ate and grew...

 

[saddina]

Coco & Vin (coq au vin) were our 2 hens.

Senior Cocky was our rooster.

I've also had Hans & Pepper for a pair of bunnies (hausenpheffer)

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

Frito, Cheeto and Dorito- a trio of buff orpintons. Came out of a lunch time conversation with my young nieces about things that are yellow.

 

[NoseyChickens]

My White Ameraucanas are Jack, Sally ( Nightmare Before Christmas), Bean, and Jill. WC Polish - Billie Idol, Muppet, David Bowie. BL Polish - Peter and Petunia Female runner duck hatched on Christmas named, of course, Chris. Frizzled cochin roo named "Tom Chicken" he is always reffered to with his full name. AND a pygmy goat named Steve.

 

[froggiesheins]

My very first chicken was named Cheepie....So original.

I have a little serama hen named Beep-Beep.

 

[Nimby Chickens]

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Oh man, I LOVE MUPPET!!! What a great name! lol My friend Monique has a silkie roo named Fraggle! Just perfect for a silkie, right?

 

[Nimby Chickens]

I love the name Beep-Beep! Too cute!

I also love the Frito, Cheeto and Dorito... thank god there are a few people who don't name their Orpingtons 'Buffy'.

And goat named Steve... lol. If I had a billygoat I would name him Gregory after a book I loved as a kid called Gregory the Terrible Eater.

 

[Sword]

My oddest named chickens are Prince Charming, a gold Sebright rooster, and Mrs. Piggy, a D'uccle hen.