- May 17, 2007
- 3,216
- 170
- 254
Rethink the issue. If sasquatch is human there are a whole lot of issues the government will have to deal with. If it is not an animal, but is human, they will have rights as citizens. But then again, they will also have duties. I sure would like to see the IRS try and audit them.
Sasquatch on food stamps. Welfare and affirmative action for bigfoots. Anti sasquatchism will be a hate crime. We will have to make "reasonable accommodation" for people that are eight foot high and three feet wide. Somehow we will have to get them to wear some clothes. And then there is that funky odor. Who would sit next to a stinking bigfoot on the city bus?
I suspect the government will gladly ignore the existence of these creatures until they actually have to face up to the issue.
Sasquatch on food stamps. Welfare and affirmative action for bigfoots. Anti sasquatchism will be a hate crime. We will have to make "reasonable accommodation" for people that are eight foot high and three feet wide. Somehow we will have to get them to wear some clothes. And then there is that funky odor. Who would sit next to a stinking bigfoot on the city bus?
I suspect the government will gladly ignore the existence of these creatures until they actually have to face up to the issue.