When you talk to all your critters and then have a discussion with real people and you talk about your critters. I do the undie feeding too.
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When you start to understand what your chickens are saying to you....by then it's too late. You are "country". You might be country (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy) if:
1. If your chicken coop has more comfort features than your house....you might be country.
2. If you see a big buck in your front yard and you reach for the rifle instead of your cell phone camera...you might be country.
3. If your firewood pile poses a hazard to low flying aircraft....you might be country.
4. If you spend more per month on livestock feed than you do on Netflix...you might be country.
5. If you wife appreciates the flannel pajamas you got her for Christmas more than the box of chocolates...you might be country.
6. If you miss a day in church and your fellow parishioners ask your attending spouse if you are okay....you might be country.
7. If you don't have at least one garage freezer and refrigerator, you might NOT be country.
8. If you find no eggs in the layer box and scold your chickens for being slackers....you might be country.
9. If you have a spouse that doesn't give you grief when you come into the house on a day when it's storming, but the animals need tending to, and you track mud all over the kitchen floor...you might be country...but at least know where the mop is, that helps defuse the situation.
10. If a flannel jacket is your idea of dressing up....you ARE country.
11. If all your hats have ear flaps...you might be country.
12. If your wife sends you out to get some meat for dinner, and you grab your rifle instead of your wallet...you might be country.
13. If you come back empty handed (see #12 above), and end up at Denny's for senior special dinner...you might be OLD country.
As long as it runs, that's all that matters. Only time I'll get another vehicle is when mine quits running and I nor no one else can fix it lol. I have a cracked windshield that I don't know how it got there. A dentied hood from hitting a deer, and a different color quarter panel from hitting the same deer. The deer was good btw. Only reason I replaced it is because it busted my lights out and it wouldn't pass inspection. Now I am going to get a truck when I can. It will run good and be beat to hel...... No since in getting a pretty one since I plan on hunting and pushing over trees with it. It'd be nice to find one of the old vans with the motor in between the seats so I don't have to worry about messing the motor up by pushing things over. It'd be a deadly weapon for hitting deer too. I could cut the shell off the back and transform it into a truck.We thankfully have a truck. A 1997 beat up Ford F-150. Don't put a dime in it- no heat, no radio, shifter on steering wheel has fell apart & seat won't adjust, but it runs like a deer!
Not going to tell DH about that blind in the bathroom. Construction crew starts on our bathroom next month. It currently doesn't have a window & I want to keep it that way