I haven't laughed this hard in months!!!! I'm new to the chicken game, so this is terrific. If my Lavender Orpington, Rain, who loves to sun herself falls over "dead", I won't bury her without checking for a pulse first. I've experienced the chicken violence first hand. Every time I reach into their playpen, they're sure I'm bringing them something good to eat. Every single chicken is absolutely committed to getting the first bite of whatever it is I'm giving them. They go from peacefully pecking and scratching around in the grass to looking like they're shopping for 25.00 big screen TV's on Black Friday in about a half a second.