Chicken Behavior The Ignorant Gal's Guide To Things No Sane Person Would Tell You About Chickens

Hilarious and true. Your flock must be endless laughs and screams for hours. The cecal poop though! No one prepared me for these! Lol. I have indoor outdoor chickens. Wet wipes now available in the two rooms they are allowed in. We even made up a song.
“You gota move real fast when there’s a cecal on the floor..
You gota pick it up real quickly before they *hit some more”
I learn something new every day from my three Magnificent Orbs!

Love your sense of humour, writing style, and articulation! This was a joy to read.

This article is timeless, and a must read!!! Thank you for sharing your story.

I love your hilarious honesty. I hope you and your flock grow long and happy lives together.

Great article. I laughed and nodded at each one of these!

As I read your article, smiling all the way, I began to think of all their antics, different sounds for different occasions and everything crazy that goes into having chickens. Wonderful article and well written.

Thank you for the entertaining article. Yes, some of the thoughts here are deep-diving topics that only a chicken owner would understand. You have me laughing and shaking my head - always a sure sign that a nerve was touched. Now, if only we could control the little buggers....

Lovely article. Great writing style!

I loved the details of what can happen with chickens. My favorite by far was Reese's adventures. I'm greatly encouraged and look forward to my own ongoing chicken improv moments. Thanks!

Very enjoyable read with more than 1 LOL moment. I have been contemplating getting backyard chickens for too long, time to try. Thanks for the push over the edge!

Very entertaining!

Great article. Humorous but also contains important information

I love this, not only is it informational and gives
Good advice, it's also quite humorous! 5 stars
For sure

Brilliant article for those new to chickens, and tjose experienced as well! Great article, thanks for writing such an entertaining piece!

This is my favourite article on this website. It’s so funny and answered so manny questions for me when I was just starting out with chickens. I read it every time I’m feeling sad, highly recommend.

I was reading this while waiting to see my doctor. I couldn't help but laugh out loud, and felt compelled to explain my insanity to the others in the waiting room. When I explained that I was reading a funny article about chickens, the woman replied that some of her best friends have chickens. I think she understood the depths of insanity us crazy chicken ladies reach. I laughed so long and hard I cried. Thank you for sharing your story and humor!

Honestly, you just saved me from having a heart attack. I couldn’t understand why my little rooster flopped over and looked dead. Turns out, I guess he’s sunbathing. The one foot hanging out thing really threw me for a loop. Phew! Crisis averted. Thank you! Great article for a new chicken mom!

I love this article and I was laughing most of the way. Thank you for this I really enjoyed it

OMG now my whole family think I am touched having just giggled my way through this fabulous article.
I just love it, love it, love it

This was so funny to read
And so true as well!