Chicken Math 101 – with Quiz!

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MROO
Why can't I give this article 50 stars?
I can't, so I'll give you all a warning, instead. Do NOT read this unless you have:
  1. Already used "the facilities"
  2. Put down your coffee, soda, drink of any kind
  3. Have something to take when your head starts hurting or when that stitch in your side gets unbearable.
  4. A tissue ... or two ... or three.
I do have to point out a possible "degree of error" in the answer key. If all of those chickens have names ... wouldn't your count still be "ZERO?"
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BaaKaaawk
BaaKaaawk
MROO- excellent observation. Yes if all of those chickens were named they would not count. However, don't forget the golden rule you always have to have at least one chicken. So you can just reply "yes, I have one chicken". :)
BDutch
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Didn’t do the math, but I love you’re pictures. The are worth 5 *****.

To tell the thruth. I expected to learn abouth an other kind of chicken math. The one were you calculate the color in breeding experimens when crossing different colors.

There is one that does. Its called chicken jungle.

http://kippenjungle.nl/Overzicht.htm
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BaaKaaawk
BaaKaaawk
This one is more about calculating our uncontrollable flock augmentation efforts. ;) But that is a super cool site! Thank you for sharing.
N F C
Hilarious!
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NHMountainMan
Thanks for writing this - cracked me up!
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