Chicken Math 101 – with Quiz!

Love it and especially love the pics , WHERE does one get such great chicken graphics?
BaaKaaawk
BaaKaaawk
Thank you! Google + Photoshop + Too Much Time + Love of Chickens = Article. :)
What an exquisite culmination of extraordinary studies. Dr. BaaKaaawk is a pure genius. I appreciate her sensitivity toward those of us who are less brilliant; she does not flaunt her extreme intelligence, but instead explains things in layman’s terms. For the more advanced, she has cleverly shared her formulas along with her illustrations. I believe this will revolutionize spouse/partner/family understanding of flock size and save relationships everywhere. I am overwhelmed with profound awe and sincere appreciation.
Also, any clutch that is hatched by my broodiest hen counts as 1, unless more than 6 chicks make it until they are fully feathered. Then it count as 2. The visible chicks in this photo are being counted 1/7th of a chicken until further notice.
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BaaKaaawk
BaaKaaawk
I think you've got it worst than the rest of us.... but, hey that is a-ok with us! ;)
Wow, that was fascinating!
I have kept chickens for many years, and I have employed Chicken Math all these years...telling the Game Warden (as I give him countless boxes of eggs) "since YOUR fox killed 4 of my hens, now I must go buy new chicks ... lots more chicks... in case YOUR fox returns"...and other forms of subterfuge. My horse LOVES my hens, stands at their gate and mumbles to them... so do my barn cats and my Great Pyrenees dogs. I must have enough chickens to keep all my animals happy with "their own flocks". And when you count beaks in the coop at night and each night the count varies (because they're walking around and settling in) well, you can never really know how many chickens you actually do have! I love this article, it took a lot of time and superior math skills to splain it to us, and I really appreciate it. I wish you were my neighbor!
BaaKaaawk
BaaKaaawk
The fact that the Fox belongs to the Game Warden is new to me... but pure genius! In fact, wouldn't all predators then be the Game Wardens? Perhaps he should be buying your chicks for you since his animals are causing you losses!
If they taught this kind of math in school, I would’ve done well. :lau
I don't think I have any chickens!!! I'd better get some.
BaaKaaawk
BaaKaaawk
Exactly!!!
I really enjoyed this article and the thorough explanation of chicken math!!! Still laughing :lau
Well done! I enjoyed this greatly.
very well thought out, and executed article.
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the first bantam is the first of a breed and should, therefor, not count. That makes 32 1/2 in stead of 33. And if your little chicks are of a breed other than your existing breeds, then the first one of those shouldn't count either. so that would be another 2/3 less. But I leave it to you. If you want to count yourself rich in chickens, go ahead and count them. LOL
BaaKaaawk
BaaKaaawk
Ha! I'll have to consult with the great mathematicians in the halls of chicken about that one! Since a Bantam counts as one but you're right... it would be the first of it's breed as well... I think you have beat the test. Therefore, you have to write the next article. Congrats! ;)
This is one of the most creative and enjoyable articles I have ever read. I especially love the quiz at the end. Excellent touch.
I told my husband I don't really have 8 chickens. This proves that I only have 1/2 of a chicken!

Seriously, though... this is a clever and well-written explanation of chicken math. Love it, love it, love it! And the quiz - GENIUS!!! Thank you!
BaaKaaawk
BaaKaaawk
Don't forget to round up... he may catch on if you say you have 1/2 chicken. Go with 1 to be safe. ;D
Finally! An article to prove my chicken match theories to others! I thoroughly enjoyed the writing of the article, as well as the pictures! The quiz at the end was a very nice touch as well! Thank you!
Now I have my defences all prepared.
Absolutely 100% accurate explanation of proper poultry calculations for those new to or unfamiliar with the intricacies of poultry keeping. Well done!
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BaaKaaawk
BaaKaaawk
That is just a plain excellent picture you have there. Based on proper chicken math I think you have about 15. :) Not sure how many of those little chicks you have under that Australorp though, I stopped at 8. haha. That's a great coop though, thanks for sharing!
I can tell quite a lot of thought and mathematical study went into the making of this article and I love your creative interpretations for calculating accurate flock size. Thank you for the detailed lessons and examples.

Since all my birds are different breeds and lay different color eggs and also have names, I just learned that my flock has been justifiably reduced down to one! I can't keep a poor lone chicken so it must be time to add more!
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(A tiny suggestion for improving your article legibility would be to make the font size for each Proof # Title much bigger to help set apart each main section from the other bold text)
BaaKaaawk
BaaKaaawk
You ONLY HAVE ONE CHICKEN! My goodness time for MOOOOREEEE!!! :) Thanks for the note, I'll try to adjust the font!
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