Chicken Math 101 – with Quiz!

Brilliant!
I am WEEPING!!! 😂🐓😂🐓
Thank you for the heartwarming article!
This is an awesome article. Everything is totally true and it is full of facts.
Makes perfect logical sense to me! ❤️
This gave me such a good laugh I had to show my husband who is now grumbling about chicken math to himself. I received 5 extras with my last order so I’m counting those as gift chickens they don’t count for total right lol.
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That sounds to me like the good lord wanted you to have those. ;) Who are we mortals to deny his grace?!?!
Good article but I do have a problem with the naming. I named my 3 cows that will be on my dinner plate someday... Before I read this article I had over 50 chickens no your right I don't remember all their names but, they all had a name at some point so that counts.
Best of class !😂 I thoroughly enjoyed this class ! A class act ! Thank you from one Mama hen , lol 🐔🐣🍗🐓
This is so perfect! Lots of laughs! I think I only have three chickens! :oops:
Definitely a must read. Maybe pass it on to spouses who need more understanding of chicken numbers.
#5 is a circular random reference and cannot be resolved, therefore has no numerical value.
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and ANOTHER thing; In the state of NY it is ILLEGAL to sell LESS than 6 chicks. Add that to the number cruncher and see what comes out!
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Absolutely 100% accurate explanation of proper poultry calculations for those new to or unfamiliar with the intricacies of poultry keeping. Well done!
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That is just a plain excellent picture you have there. Based on proper chicken math I think you have about 15. :) Not sure how many of those little chicks you have under that Australorp though, I stopped at 8. haha. That's a great coop though, thanks for sharing!
Absolutely hilarious, but true!
Took me about half way to realize the pictures weren’t real math! I’m pretty good at math and I just didn’t get it at all, x + 1 = 1/2 a chick. What? I was so confused! LOL Then I got it and I was like “now how do I explain why you can look outside and see at least 6 chickens but yet I only have 1?” (They are all named)
Now I have my defences all prepared.
Chicken math at its finest.
Finally! An article to prove my chicken match theories to others! I thoroughly enjoyed the writing of the article, as well as the pictures! The quiz at the end was a very nice touch as well! Thank you!
This is hilarious! I think this means I can add a few new breeds. Since of course they don't count!
Hilarious! I am still chuckling. Very funny idea and nicely written. Thanks for the giggle!
You have no idea how much I needed this article.
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