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    Hi, I am obsessed with pokemon, Harvest Moon, BYC, video games, and Rp's. Anything else I care about? My fanfics.

    there were 3girls
    They were looking through peoples

    MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one

    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the man

    looked like a psycho.
    She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
    Right then, an instant message came up.
    It said:
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my

    MySpace??
    XxLoVemExX: What??
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;

    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
    SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make

    any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high

    shorts.
    She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what

    ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
    worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living crap out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you

    just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him

    hes a psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes

    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really

    matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its

    not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says

    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really

    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
    They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
    All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
    Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was

    still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
    She goes and knocks but no one said

    anything
    she opens it and finds her friend there on

    the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
    turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
    her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two

    minutes here will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents at that

    very moment.
    Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
    Repost or you are going to die!

    If I am a blond, smart, pretty, awesome, funny, obsessive, weird, insane girl, then YOU are reading my page! :p

    I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

    I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb
    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.
    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.
    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
    I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL suffer.

    I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.
    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

    I'm (unwillingly)SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid or stuck up
    I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.
    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.
    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

    I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
    I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

    I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    I'm MIXED so I must be crazy.
    I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
    I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
    I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
    I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
    I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

    I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
    I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
    I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
    I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't (I don't think I have talent, but my family says I do)
    I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
    I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

    I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat
    My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

    I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
    I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

    I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
    I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
    I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

    I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

    I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

    I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.
    I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
    I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

    I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE (I HATE STEREOTYPES)
    I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

    I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
    I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
    I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
    I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

    I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (why should anyone worry about popularity?)
    I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

    I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

    I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
    I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
    I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

    I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

    I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST (definitely not)
    I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

    I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
    I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

    I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude.
    I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

    I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
    I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
    I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
    I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
    I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
    I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
    I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
    I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
    I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
    I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (NOT! Ask anyone- I am NO wimp.)
    I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
    I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
    I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
    I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
    I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

    I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless
    I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED
    I am FEMINIST, so I MUST be LESBIAN.
    I am a SCIENTIST, so I MUST be ATHEIST.
    I am CLOSE TO MY FAMILY, so I MUST be going to live with my family when I'm 50.
    I am (still unwillingly) a COUNTRY PERSON, so I MUST have like, 20 kids.


    When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked mer by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
    When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer, and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
    When you were 10, your mom paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never coming to class.
    When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
    When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
    When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
    When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
    When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
    When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside your dorm, so you wouldn't have to say 'bye' in front of your friends.
    When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
    When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children.
    Then, one day, she quietly died, and everything you did came crashing down on you.
    If YOU love your mom, re-post this, and if you don't, you wouldn't care if your mom dies, would you?



    I shall say one thing about what this one kid said at school... He said the term 'band nerds'. My comment on that is:
    "The kids in band are NOT nerds. For one thing, most of the woodwinds are idiots!!! Example..." *Starts listing Kids I hate that play flute, clarinet, or saxophone* Him:
    "You just called yourself an idiot!" Me:
    "Dude, I said MOST of the woodwinds. Mistkopf..."

    I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.
    I, Agent Cakez AKA The Weird Insane Girl Who No One Understands(TWIGWNOU) AKA EE Lover:),do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.
    Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the revolution.



    Warning: There will come a time when an even worse Holocaust will happen. It won't be towards the Jews, nor the Gypsies, nor the Homosexuals, nor the educated and artistic. Yet it will come, and you will remain silent and watch in sin the unspeakable horrors afflicted to us. I pray that during that time, hope in Jesus will not be lost. If you are a believer... hide this away in your heart.
    If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.




    This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
    A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
    Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.


    You lied to me when you said you loved me.
    I told the truth when I said I would love you forever.
    You lied when you said that you wouldn't break my heart.
    I told the truth when I said that I was yours for life.
    You lied when you said you'd forever be mine.
    I told the truth when I said till the end of time,
    But you told the truth when you said you were ready to move on.
    And I lied when I told you that I was fine.


    If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your page and add your name: EE Lover:)


    YOUR GIRL SIDE:
    You wear lip gloss/stick.

    You love to shop.
    You wear eyeliner.
    You wear the color pink
    Go to your mom for advice.
    You consider cheerleading a sport.
    You hate wearing the color black.
    You like hanging out at the mall.
    You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
    You like wearing jewelry.
    Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
    Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
    You don't like the movie Star Wars.
    You were in gymnastics/dance.
    It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
    You smile a lot more than you should.
    You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
    You care about what you look like.
    You like wearing dresses when you can.
    You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
    You love the movies.
    Used to play with dolls as little kid.
    Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
    Like being the star of every thing.
    Total: 13
    YOUR GUY SIDE:
    You love hoodies.

    You love jeans.
    Dogs are better than cats.
    It's hilarious when people get hurt. (MOST people anyway.)
    You've played with/against boys on a team.
    Shopping is torture.
    Sad movies suck.
    You own/ed an X-Box.
    Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
    At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
    You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
    You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
    You watch sports on TV. (Not by choice, they forced me, I tell ya!)
    Gory movies are cool
    You go to your dad for advice.
    You own like a trillion baseball caps.
    You like going to high school football games.
    You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
    Baggy pants are cool to wear.
    It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
    Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
    You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
    Sports are fun. (HORRIBLE!!!!)
    Talk with food in your mouth.
    Sleep with your socks on at night.
    Total: 10

    If you read people's pages looking for things to copy and paste into your page, copy and paste this into your page
    If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your page.
    If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your page
    If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your page
    If you have ever forgot what you were going to say while you were saying it, copy and paste this into your page. (C'mon! I'm not the only one! Right! Right?)
    If you have a page, paste this on your page.
    If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your page, copy and paste this onto your page
    If BYC to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your page.
    Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
    If you've been on the computer for hours on end, messing around in the Games, Jokes, and Fun section, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: EE Lover:)
    If you actually take the time to read other peoples pages, copy this to yours.
    If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
    98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
    If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
    If BYC is to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile
    If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
    If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile.
    If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.
    If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile
    If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this into your profile.
    If you have ever argued about a friend about the same thing for so long, and completely forgot what you were arguing about, copy and paste this into your profile.
    If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
    Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

    Do I give a freakin crap?- Me
    Baby, baby, ba-SHUT UP! -Me
    'Yes she does!' 'No she doesn't!' 'Yes she does!' 'No she doesn't!' 'What the firetruck are we even arguing about anymore?' 'I have no clue.' -Me and my friend
    Justin Beiber sucks. -Anyone with a remote taste in music
    Here's the thing about saying funsucker, starts with F, ends with UCKER. -Me
    Here's the thing about saying popcorn, starts with P, ends with ORN. -My friend
    So does that mean that your brother is a firetrucking popcorn-watching drumstick? -Me
    Shut up. -Who else?

    Warning: INSANITY INCOMING!!! Oh wait, it already hit you. Sorry abut that. ^o^

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