Well hello there!

We live in Virginia with some humans that we're training to give us tasty treats at our command. So far, these humans are proving pretty trainable. We also live with some older pullets who can already lay eggs. No fair! There are also some big birds called "guineas". Boy are they ever noisy! There are some hairy things the humans call "dogs". They're pretty dumb and they aren't anywhere near as cool as we are.