The Chronicles of Stupid, Part I- Life of a Teenaged Cockerel (PICS)

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Introducing: The Chronicles of Stupid
Part I- Life of a Hormonal, Teenaged Cockerel

As Told By: Drumstick (AKA Stupid) the Cockerel

Hello, my name is Drumstick. My mom calls me "Stupid". I am not stupid, I am just dumb in love.
The objects of my affection:

Potpie
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Lacey
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They are so beautiful... I do all I can to catch their attention.

I crow, over and over and over and over and over and over...
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...I show my Turkey Butt off to Kip, my competition...
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...I strike a Vogue Pose for the camera...
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...but they still don't pay attention. They continue to scratch through the pile that Mom just raked up.
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So I watch from my tree...
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I see the sexy ladies scratching...

I pretty myself up...

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And I go for it.

But they scatter!!!!

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But, I will try again. Stay tuned for The Chronicles of Stupid, Part II.
 
That is just too funny, aren't those teenagers the craziest things. Looking forward to hearing the rest of the story
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Poor Drumstick! He and Zane should commiserate together, LOL. The Big Evil Women wouldn't give Zane the time of day. In fact, they looked insulted that he would even dare look at their chickenness. Amanda even would chase his barred bum all over the yard to prove her point. Tell Poor Stupid that there is hope...Charlotte visited Zane in the broody pen, aka, recovery ward, today and she sqatted for him, even though he was on the other side of a wire door. There is hope for the hormonal teen roo!
 
Poor Stupid... he tried to show them a dead leaf... they weren't buying it. He also found a water dish for them... Nada.
These women are tough!
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You should really by that poor guy some meal worms and see if he eats them himself or bribes the girls....
 
That is so funny! I have laughed since I first read this post. That is such a riot about the water dish that he "discovered".
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Drumstick is very handsome and his ladies are very pretty!
 
What a great way to tell a great story.

Poor Drumstick ... maybe he's trying too hard!
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Not so fast... They aren't his ladies, yet!
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He still has some work to do. He's out there workin' it now... One of these days, he's bound to woo them over! LOL
 

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