Hippie Jims C&P's

Well, now my mascara is running down my face burning my darn eyes!! I read this whole thread and love every bit of it!! Thanks for taking the time to brighten someones day.......Ok, I have to go wash my face :

sorry,,, and ya very welcome
these all come to me from a guy that thinks all this "good" might change my ways hehe

read the whole thing, it was great

thanks

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Same here

Subject: Lucky Dog



Anyone who has pets will really like this. You'll like it even if you
Don't and you may even decide you need one!



Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named 'Lucky.' Lucky was a real
Character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they
Would
Warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help
Himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably, someone would forget and
Something would come up missing.



Mary or Jim would go to Lucky's toy box in the basement and there the
Treasure would be, amid all of Lucky's other favorite toys. Lucky always
Stashed his finds in his toy box and he was very particular that his toys stay
In the box.



It happened that Mary found out she had breast cancer. Something told her
She was going to die of this disease....in fact , she was just sure it was
Fatal.



She scheduled the double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders. The night
Before she was to go to the hospital she cuddled with Lucky. A thought struck
Her...what would happen to Lucky? Although the three-year-old dog liked Jim, he
Was Mary's dog through and through.. If I die, Lucky will be abandoned,
Mary
Thought. He won't understand that I didn't want to leave him. The
Thought made her sadder than thinking of her own death.



The double mastectomy was harder on Mary than her doctors had anticipated
And Mary was hospitalized for over two weeks. Jim took Lucky for his evening
Walk faithfully, but the little dog just drooped, whining and miserable.



Finally the day came for Mary to leave the hospital. When she arrived home,
Mary was so exhausted she couldn't even make it up the steps to her
Bedroom.
Jim made his wife comfortable on the couch and left her to nap. Lucky stood
Watching Mary but he didn't come to her when she called. It made Mary sad
But sleep soon overcame her and she dozed.



When Mary woke for a second she couldn't understand what was wrong.
She couldn't move her head and her body felt heavy and hot. But panic soon
Gave way to laughter when Mary realized the problem. She was covered, literally
Blanketed, with every treasure Lucky owned! While she had slept, the sorrowing
Dog had made trip after trip to the basement bringing his beloved mistress all
His favorite things in life. He had covered her with his love.



Mary forgot about dying. Instead she and Lucky began livin g again, walking
Further and further together every day. It's been 12 years now and Mary is
Still cancer-free. Lucky? He still steals treasures and stashes them in his
Toy
Box but Mary remains his greatest treasure.



Remember....live every day to the fullest. Each minute is a blessing from
God. And never forget....the people who make a difference in our lives are not
The ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards They are
The ones that care for us.



If you see someone without a smile today give them one of yours! Live
Simply. Love seriously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.

o.k. ,, this in NO WAY saying im a repulican, or democrat ,, im niether,,,, and i dont care who ya are,,,,,, ITS FUNNY hahaha

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This says it all!



Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:



</ SPAN>
#You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?

.................................................. ........ </ DIV>

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:





Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that
would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

.. .................................................. ..........



Republican's
Answer:


BANG!

< BR>.................................................. .................................................. .........


Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the
Winchester
Silver Tips or Hydra shocks?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next
one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

I guess I'm a Republican/Red neck! LOL It depends though. I would only shoot once or twice but if he kept coming after that, i would shoot several times. hehehehe! Thanks for the laugh!

And thanks for sharing!

It is the
VETERAN
, not the
preacher,
who has
given us freedom of religion.
It is
the
VETERAN , not the
reporter,
who has given us freedom of the press.
It is
the
VETERAN , not the
poet,
who has given us freedom of speech.
It is
the
VETERAN , not the
campus organizer,
who has given us freedom to assemble.
It is
the
VETERAN , not the
lawyer,
who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is
the
VETERAN , not the
politician,
Who has given us the right to vote.



It
is the
VETERAN
who
salutes the Flag,




It is
the
veteran

who serves
under the Flag,




ETERNAL
REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON
THEM.

OK, that one made me cry. Not just cause I'm a vet, but because it rings true. I always cry during the National Anthem. At the Memorial Day Parade our 4 yr old stood up and saluted every time he saw the flag--we were the proudest parents there!

And, the Democrat, Republican Redneck test was a riot! Can I forward that to about 50 people??

thanks for making my day

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your very welcome
and ya can forward it to as many people you want lol