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  OwlLover

• Dec 20, 2013

YOU WON'T DIVORCE REID. BECAUSE YOU WON'T MARRY HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. I WILL.

IT'S GONNA HIT YOU HARD TILL YOU SEE STARS
IT'S GONNA PUT YOU THROUGH A WORLD OF HURT
OH I DON'T BELIEVE IN GETTING EVEN BUT GETTING WHAT YOU DESERVE

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  ClucksAndPeeps

• Dec 20, 2013

It won't be whiskey, it won't be meth
It will be Reid's name on my last breath
If divorce or death ever do us part
The coroner will call it a broken heart of shiny hair

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  OwlLover

• Dec 20, 2013

And let the stone say
Here lies a girl whose only crutch
Was loving one band just a little too much
If they go before I do
I'm gonna tell the gravedigger that he Better Dig Two

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  ClucksAndPeeps

• Dec 20, 2013

RWTP... Come on... RWTP... Ya know you want to go there... You will go there... RWTP...

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  ClucksAndPeeps

• Dec 20, 2013

Better dig three.

His current comb needs a grave, ahhhviously.

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  OwlLover

• Dec 19, 2013

And if Reid were to die, in the first place? Or any of The Band Perry, for that matter? They Better Dig Two

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  OwlLover

• Dec 19, 2013

You would destroy it with the bagpipes like you said you would.

And, I'm pretty sure he'd rather have his hair, instead of have it in a showcase.

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  ClucksAndPeeps

• Dec 19, 2013

If he married me I wouldn't have to destroy his hair.
And I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it in a showcase in my living room.

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  OwlLover

• Dec 19, 2013

But why would he marry the girl who destroyed his beautiful hair?

Again, he will marry the girl who can play guitar, violin, loves his band, and shares his passion for music.

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  ClucksAndPeeps

• Dec 19, 2013

It's a souvenir (;
His hair won't matter when he marries the girl who can play the bagpipes and piano and can also beat you in a horse race >=^)