I know!, I also find it weird how people included chickens in 'livestock'...they're totally and obviously fowl. Oh, and I do consider them pets, but, you know, some people are only in it for the eggs or something else, and not everyone thinks of them as their pets--rather, 'simple' animals.
This i do swear in the name of royal chickens everywhere.
Chickens will be held in highest standards, treated like Kings and queens, left a place in my will, and have every right to life as humans do, because hey, chickens are so awesome they might even need more rights than humans. They will be loved and cherished.
This we idiots do swear.