You are wrong. You aren't the only woman in America that doesn't like shopping in stores. I really try to avoid them especially during holidays and when they have those big sales. The stores are too crowded, and the check out lines are too few with long lines.
Maybe it was a part of the hen's chalus (maybe spelled that wrong) that an egg was forming around that got swallowed up by a regular egg on the way down? Did you crack open the smaller one to see what was inside of it?