I worked in a sign shop when I was attending college, and scanned that first panel and made it into a vinyl sticker for the back window of my car. I bet I still have the vector art around some place. *looks at vinyl cutter in his office*
I tried. This is clearly beyond my ability to mediate. The best option is for those of us who wish to see a peaceful resolution to simply bow out and let them exhaust themselves with this. At some point they'll get tired of it.
...Ending hostilities will require compromises from both parties. I don't see how not rubbing your love of aspargus in our faces is a step too far in return for keeping your fields safe, @Everose.
180 pages of this? Folks, I think it's time we end the conflict. I know asparagus is a touchy subject and passions run high on both sides. Each nation has their own position and each has a deep history and tradition with their asparitage (that's asparagus heritage). However, the asparagus wars...
Yeah, I held her off for YEARS on getting pigs because I didn't want her impulse buying something we may not be ready for. We did a lot of research before I'd let her bring them home. We STILL weren't ready, but we were at least committed to making it work. I'm just glad they never figured out...