Asparagus lubbers VS Asparagus haters (normal people) welcome to the battlefield

[Everose]

I would be willing to tend this peace garden myself if it bring an end to this war.

I guess I could pitch in on occasion. As long as they promise to leave MY asparagus alone. And china too.

 

[All4Eggz]

I guess I could pitch in on occasion. As long as they promise to leave MY asparagus alone. And china too.

No. China's going down.
As long as you promise to stop saying good things about asparagus, there shall be peace.

 

[Everose]

No. China's going down.
As long as you promise to stop saying good things about asparagus, there shall be peace.

I can love asparagus all I want you turd.

 

[All4Eggz]

I can love asparagus all I want you turd.

You can love it all you want - but you shall not proclaim your love for it. That's all we ask.

 

[Everose]

You can love it all you want - but you shall not proclaim your love for it. That's all we ask.

You ask too much.

 

[All4Eggz]

You ask too much.

Well then that means your fields won't stay flame-less.

 

[Everose]

Well then that means your fields won't stay flame-less.

Neither will your house

 

[All4Eggz]

Neither will your house

Try me.

 

[azurbanclucker]

...Ending hostilities will require compromises from both parties. I don't see how not rubbing your love of aspargus in our faces is a step too far in return for keeping your fields safe, @Everose.

 

[Everose]

...Ending hostilities will require compromises from both parties. I don't see how not rubbing your love of aspargus in our faces is a step too far in return for keeping your fields safe, @Everose.

I can love it and I can say I love it. Freedom of speech.
I can't make them try it and I can't make them love it. I'm not going to target them and say "look I'm having asparagus for dinner!" But I can shout and holler and love my asparagus all I want.