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  1. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    You're right. I'm perfect. 💁‍♀️
  2. Tesumph

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    Well shucks Mr. Elk, I'm blushing! What if I told you my hands aren't that small? At least you don't have to live with me. Can you believe I got some sucker to sign a certificate and everything?
  3. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    ALLEGEDLY. I'm high on Life baby. ...I think that's what the kids are calling it, anyway.
  4. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    What'd I do to deserve this? Is it my small hands? 😏 A while ago. It was dumb. I am very alive, I just took a step back from social media for my mental health. I try to check in for alerts when I remember.
  5. Tesumph

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    What the heck are you doing with all these birds?
  6. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    I've never hatched anything. Does that make me certifiably boring or the craziest of all?
  7. Tesumph

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    I don't think anyone cares. Hopefully. I'm not quite sure what I'm doing. 🧐 In writing your resume.
  8. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    @KDOGG331 I was thinking of you whilst writing my resume today. Join me and we'll buy you all the kettles you could ever want. 😏
  9. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    That is very cool.
  10. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    Don't blink! Record it!
  11. Tesumph

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    I don’t have much of an interest in butchering right now. Is there really a reason to keep them besides meat (if you already have chickens)? Having a mini “collect em all” breeding program sounds like a blast but I just don’t have the time.
  12. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    Oh man, this is making me want quail. How cool is that!
  13. Tesumph

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    Sorry, I don’t know the history here, but you might consider treating for coccidiosis. Just a thought!
  14. Tesumph

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    What, you don’t like happy endings? Sorry, sorry... I’ve never actually had a “real” massage. I’m too awkward for that, I can barely handle the long silences when I’m getting a haircut.
  15. Tesumph

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    I’d kill for a 30 minute massage right now. Or just pay $25. Either one. Apology not accepted! How dare you be excited and passionate about a healthy creative outlet! Shame!
  16. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    I keep forgetting about this thread. I always wonder where all the balut folks disappear to, and then I remember. Traitors.
  17. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    :caf Two good hands for all that digging?
  18. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    Do me next do me next! Jk. You know me better than I know myself. If life gives you a real crappy hand, you should go into private investigating. I read this in my head and I still got tongue-tied.
  19. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    Dang. Conan looking like a thicc snack.
  20. Tesumph

    ➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

    I am. I’m slowly collecting supplies for an electric fence and gathering physical support to drive and move the coop into my backyard. Tes shall rise again.
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