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Quote: Granted, but it has rabies.

Quote: Granted, but it dies as soon as you get it. I wish I had a huge arsenal of shotguns and assault rifles...

Quote: Granted, but it gets angry and kicks your face in. I wish I knew who Duck Normous was... A giant pink duck.......... I wish I had a wish That could never go wrong. Granted, but you never make the wish. I wish that the space travel RP was real-life.

Quote: Granted but you have nothing to can them with. I wish I had the power of Chuck Norris. Granted but the wish got garbled and now you have the power of Duck normous I wish I had a horse... Granted, but it gets angry and kicks your face in. I wish I knew who Duck Normous was...

Quote: Granted but its a toy gun. I wish I had more peaches to can... Granted but you have nothing to can them with. I wish I had the power of Chuck Norris.

Quote: Granted, but it's that way in Virginia while you're in the Arctic. I wish I had a full-auto AK-47...