The Wish Game

[Dutchgirl]

Granted, but you end up not doing anything but playing with the guinea pigs...essentially your life is wasted till the bitter end...

I wish I could get that laptop I want... or $300 would come in the mail so I could!

 

[eenie114]

Granted, but then it gets recalled and they don't give you a refund.

I wish that they would make it so that we could get good internet where I live.

 

[Dutchgirl]

Granted but now you can't use anything but the internet on the computer... and for some reason you cannot access www.backyardchickens.com!

I wish that I could get a refund on that recalled laptop...

 

[Lothiriel]

Granted, but you end up using the refund to buy a new one that breaks as soon as you turn it on.

I wish it was 78*, and sunny.

 

[Q9]

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Granted, but it's that way in Virginia while you're in the Arctic.

I wish I had a full-auto AK-47...

 

[LovinMyPeeps]

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Granted but its a toy gun.

I wish I had more peaches to can...

 

[Q9]

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Granted but its a toy gun.

I wish I had more peaches to can...

Granted but you have nothing to can them with.

I wish I had the power of Chuck Norris.

 

[Gerbil]

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Granted but its a toy gun.

I wish I had more peaches to can...

Granted but you have nothing to can them with.

I wish I had the power of Chuck Norris.

Granted but the wish got garbled and now you have the power of Duck normous

I wish I had a horse...

 

[Q9]

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Granted but you have nothing to can them with.

I wish I had the power of Chuck Norris.

Granted but the wish got garbled and now you have the power of Duck normous

I wish I had a horse...

Granted, but it gets angry and kicks your face in. I wish I knew who Duck Normous was...

 

[Gerbil]

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Granted but the wish got garbled and now you have the power of Duck normous

I wish I had a horse...

Granted, but it gets angry and kicks your face in. I wish I knew who Duck Normous was...

A giant pink duck..........

I wish I had a wish That could never go wrong.