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  1. woodmort

    My wife laughed at me

    Quote: You're 72???? No way. That's not nice of you to try and fool us like that. Thanks, I admit I'm stretching it a mite as my birthday is a month off--my DW says it is because I never worry about anything or maybe it is because I keep busy with my chickens and the"plantation" but I...
  2. woodmort

    My wife laughed at me

    Quote: Yes siree bob--I hadda make decisions every day for 35 years about what color socks to wear, once I retired it was Gold Toe white socks for everything but wedding and funerals. No worries about mismatched pairs, matching them to my tie for the day or deciding what to wear--just toss...
  3. woodmort

    My wife laughed at me

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  4. woodmort

    My wife laughed at me

    Quote: You begin to worry about what happens if you were to trip, hit your head and become unconscious. Reminds you of those stories about people dying and being eaten by their cat.
  5. woodmort

    My wife laughed at me

    I was wandering around in the chicken yard this afternoon checking to see if any of the pullets had laid eggs--they like to hide them down there. First thing I know my wife is on the deck, laughing and saying "Check out behind you." I turned to see 45 chickens lined up following me where ever...
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