Sour, your story stuck with me all afternoon (as I was baking a cake made with gratuitous sugar and carbohydrates).
That kid's mother must be a joy at holidays. No candy canes from Santa, no Thanksgiving pumpkin pie from Grandma, no candy eggs from the Easter Bunny, no trick or treat loot? And...
Poor kid. I can see not letting him have a dozen but what's the big deal about 1. "Gratuitous sugar and carbohydrates" are ok in moderation (assuming there isn't a dire medical reason for not enjoying).
Nah, I'm just an ordinary brunette but no one ever talks about brown headed love children. For some reason they always have red hair.
You're safe from me sour, come on out from under the chair!
I can't believe I haven't come across this thread before! Now look at all the catching up I have to do. The work just never ends here does it. Off to read the continuing saga of sour in trouble (and it's not surprising he is either).