Well, it's great to see your spirit isn't broken!
And for what it's worth I believe you will overcome that hill!
(But if you can't/don't, be sure to post about it)
Sorry, @WannaBeHillBilly , but your antics ALWAYS make me laugh. You could be commentating on getting a root canal, and it'd be hilarious. You have quite the knack for storytelling. I remember feeling truly guilty when I lost it that time you had a run in with that very same hill...
I guess...
Good grief, HillBilly - you do get into some... interesting situations! Poor duckies! I hope everything "comes out" okay....
:fl
ETA: A quick internet search shows that there are toxic grasshoppers out in the world, apparently.