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Quote: Ha! We've brought in newborn runt piglets and put them in the oven at about 200 degrees with the door open.

Quote: that is what I was thinking but I wasn't going to say anything. Oink!

You might be a country gal if... ...you use the truck scale at the elevators in town to weigh your children. Drive onto the scales with the kid in the truck, then tell the kid to get out. Subtract weight without child in truck from weight with child in truck to figure out how much your kid weighs.