Search results for query: *

  1. Imp

    Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

    Alas, Alas, these are crafty alien mutants. I can see there everywhere now, even above our heads. with unbeatable powers of invisibility, shape shifting, and ageing. Now it has leapt the fence with its gruesome progeny and is using mind control over the chickens.
  2. Imp

    Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

    Quote: Good heavens! Quick! Get some gasoline and go over and set your neighbors deck on fire. Other than that, you should move. Gosh Joe, Thanks so much for the advice, and so sensible too. Simple, effective worked like a charm.
  3. Imp

    Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

    The babies are coming out, of the pouch, now. At this rate there's no hope for anyone.
  4. Imp

    Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

    Quote: Oh! the horror of it all. Imp-whimpering
  5. Imp

    Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

    Oh God it's reproduced. Now there's no hope. No Army, No Gun, No Nuke. It's worse than the Silkie invasion. and what's with the ears? Noodleroo, So sorry we'll get you a seeing eye possum.
  6. Imp

    Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

    Thank you Southernbelle, This may be my last day on BYC. Remember me fondly. Chickensrock09, For some reason I think bullets will bounce right off the hideous creature.
  7. Imp

    Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

    It stands there so preternatural. I think it's a genetic experiment gone horribly wrong.
  8. Imp

    Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

    It's so round, think it musta gotten some of the neighbors. Come to think of it, haven't see Rudy this morning. WImp
  9. Imp

    Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

    Oh! It's very real, an insidious evil beastie. So patient just waiting for me to make a single mistake. Then POUNCE Imp's a goner
  10. Imp

    Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

    Whenever I sit down to get on BYC. For weeks now. It's always there, staring at me with it's beady eyes, and ugly tail. It never leaves. I showed it the 30-06. It just stared! Even when Rudy, the neighbor's Golden Retreiver is out It doesn't budge! Today I screwed up my courage- 357 in one hand...
Back
Top Bottom