Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

[Imp]

Alas, Alas, these are crafty alien mutants. I can see there everywhere now, even above our heads. with unbeatable powers of invisibility, shape shifting, and ageing.

Now it has leapt the fence with its gruesome progeny and is using mind control over the chickens.

 

[joebryant]

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Good heavens! Quick! Get some gasoline and go over and set your neighbors deck on fire. Other than that, you should move.

Gosh Joe, Thanks so much for the advice, and so sensible too. Simple, effective worked like a charm.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_burning20house1.jpg

Mmmm muhh uhh Now move... FAST!

 

[chickensducks&agoose]

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ME TOO!!! I was about to post a "WHERE is the stupid Possum?!?!?"

 

[SallyF]

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Yeah.... down here in the country, if you say there's a possum, you better see those beady eyes.