Desperate need help, being stalked by neighbor's possum!

[easttxchick]

Imp, you seem pretty shaken up by this so I have devised a plan just to reassure you we're here for you:

Since you asked for help, here's what I propose-IF you don't post here on BYC for 3 days in a row, we'll send the BYC army to your house to find you AND Rudy AND dispose of your "stalker".
Hope this helps you sleep tonight.

 

[joebryant]

Imp, you need to shoot it, the dog for having not killed it, and the neighbor for giving it aid and comfort. Don't worry; everyone on BYC will testify on your behalf in court. Getcher gun! NOW!

 

[TyrannosaurusChix]

just when you think it went away...







You look out your bedroom window...




















HI IMP!!!!!

 

[noodleroo]

Its Hiedous!!! My eyes....MY EYES!!!!!!

 

[Imp]

Oh God it's reproduced. Now there's no hope. No Army, No Gun, No Nuke.

It's worse than the Silkie invasion.

and what's with the ears?

Noodleroo,
So sorry we'll get you a seeing eye possum.

 

[sfw2]

It has friends, too!

 

[Imp]

Quote:
Oh! the horror of it all.

Imp-whimpering

 

[TyrannosaurusChix]

lmao!!! i thought i was just blind...! the tail looked weird but i dont usually look at them lol

 

[Buugette]

You all are just wrong I tell ya... WRONG!

 

[easttxchick]

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Good Lord! This poor thing looks like it got it's ears at Disneyworld!