You receive unlimited wishes.
You sit down to relax and wish the day away, various piles of money and expensive objects start piling up around you, along with the occasional endangered poultry breed. The few hours of wishing you had planned become days, weeks. You continue your wishing stupor...
You buy an emu hatching egg off of Craigslist. You soon hatch the emu chick, and raise it in the house. The emu starts to act.. strange.
It is a touch large for it’s age, and it is becoming increasingly aggressive. To your dismay, the egg you bought was a velociraptor egg, not an emu. It eats...