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While we blame HR, they can be helpful. It's the lawyers that make things hard. I have a lawyer and I'm not afraid to use it! I'll call your lawyer and raise you a non compete clause. Like all good tools, they can be abused. I really want to know what triggered this. Shall we place bets...

What in Hell do you want?, Devil speaking. Yes, I'd like to order a pizza with pepperoni and fungus. <Business Name>, who would you like to speak with? Kink Inc, may I have your credit card number and we will begin.

Oh, like a bicycle? Do you need a kickstand?

Who does the HR lady file a complaint with? Oh, you mean that there is a higher power? <gasp>

I think she wants to play a game.

Say something profound. Intensely insightful. Applicable to the masses. Or downright hilarious. I can be bought. Do remember, that while I may be easy, I'm not cheap and I'm worth every dollar.

In theory, it sounds good. In reality, you have good bosses and coworkers that value you and your ability to disconnect. Then you have asses and coworkers who have no idea what you do, much less how to cover for you when you aren't there. I value good bosses and coworkers. I strive to be one...

Not really an issue, just send money. Lots of money, kids are expensive. So is housing, food and luxuries. I'm teaching them cars are luxuries. As are cell phones, computers and closets full of clothes. Now that they are paying for themselves, it's too easy to call Momma. :he

My children are financially independent and well adjusted members of society.

I wish I could say the squirrels haven't found AND EATEN the ripening mulberries this year. I like tree ripened mulberries...

Next step is a good throat punch. Or just leave.

It's the cycle of life, Simba.

And here I thought were you civilised! Hmp! Coffee & beer! The idea! You probably even do soy lattes. Who mixed bean juice with bean juice?

Older & sweeter. And mellowing nicely. Missed you - hope all is grand. An adventure awaits!

You’ve always been well grounded. Rock solid even.

I was hoping to get a rise out of you. 😏

No such thing as leftover shrimp. Boiled shrimp Shrimp cocktail Shrimp gumbo Shrimp etouffee Shrimp on a stick Oh, so many delicious options

Shrimp shells. Crab shells. Crawfish shells. Crushed bones. It's all good.

Downtown. I'm hoping for a quick learner. 20th floor, so elevators are used. 😈