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When I scramble eggs (fertile, I have a roo, and they are), I say, "sorry, kids."

Here's what I would have said. "Of course! It's extra protein. And my customers love the flavor! I'm told I should charge more for my eggs with the speckles inside."

I'm sorry to tell you about the outcome of my lawsuit against Mother Nature re: the bloody monthly disturbance to my life. She delayed and delayed and delayed the proceedings. Filed motion after motion. On and on she went! Finally, the disturbances stopped, and she claimed I had to drop the...

Yeah, but what about duck pox? :lau

I reply, "The first egg cost $1000. Now, the rest are free."

A friend gets the "chicken project" eggs from the school since no one wants them because they're blue. :gig