Well, don't that just warm the cockles!
Tighter 'n Dicks hatband!
You want is pronounced ....Y'ont
Tire is pronounced ..... tar
There are no words like isn't, aren't, or haven't, ...... It's all AIN"T
Round here the way to holler across the holler is "hoodehoo"
This thread makes me happier 'n a pig poopin' percimmon seeds.
I reckon I need to go over yonder & get to gettin'
Whoop 'em like a red headed step-child
I'm fartin' like a Mos-Ark mule, but don't fret none.
That youngun's 'bout as...
Recon y'all 'll be over yonder? I figger.
Round here if yer feelin sickly, yer feelin poorly. Ifuns yer feelin REALLY sickly, yer feelin puny.
I'm lost as a goose in a tater patch
Stouter "n a old oak tree
Tighter 'n a bulls @$$ in fly season.
Meaner 'n a striped spider.
SHOOT-DANG!