Along that same line ... when the tv is playing soft music, but you hear a weird noise. So you turn off the tv and grab some binoculars to look out the back sliding door to peer at the coop through the freezing rain stuck to the glass. You can't see, so you go to the bedroom to peer out that...
When your husband is in the middle of cooking his breakfast and then looks over and asks, "You didn't cook anything weird for the chickens in this skillet, did you?"
Your response: "Well, there was a smashed frozen egg in the bedding that I didn't want to waste...so..."
:lau:plbb
That's what...
Or when you take the dogs out and think you see something over by the chicken coop (which is at least 300 ft away from the house) so you run inside and get your flashlight to shine it out the window to get a better look at the chicken coop. Or go back outside and shine the flashlight to see the...
Or you are trying to think of something to say and keep having to repeat in your head "Don't talk about the chickens, don't talk about the chickens..."
:D
.... You realize you have been sitting here for over an hour catching up on this thread... (Procrastinating cleaning the house.) Then remember you need to take a pic of your food for another thread (Show off your yum!)
When you decide its easier to just pick the poop poosicles out of the coop and throw them only to find out you didn't throw them far enough and now you must insist your dog(s) drop the poopsicles so that you can throw them further (because its too cold to go to the compost pile). :lau